The joke about this thread's title is hilarious a person has to ask permission to stop pretending now isn't eternity.
Obviously the author never was personally responsible for their own behavior cradle to current performance.
I quit pretending life wasn't self evident in 1982. Ain't easy staying civil with everyone wishing life wasn't self evident genetics eternally separates each person's time equally adapting to the moment here factually divided into 7 days a week.